Clerks II. Clip A Guide to the Films of Kevin Smith. Photos Top cast Edit. Brian O'Halloran Dante as Dante. Jeff Anderson Randal as Randal. Rosario Dawson Becky as Becky. Jason Mewes Jay as Jay. Jake Richardson Teen 1 as Teen 1. Ethan Suplee Teen 2 as Teen 2. Trevor Fehrman Elias as Elias. More like this. Watch options. Storyline Edit. A calamity at Dante and Randal's shops sends them looking for new horizons, but they ultimately settle at Mooby's, a fictional fast-food restaurant.
He is ready to leave the horrors of minimum-wage New Jersey behind, but Randal, always the more hostile of the two, starts to become overwhelmed by his own rancor. No Experience Necessary. Rated R for pervasive sexual and crude content including aberrant sexuality, strong language and some drug material.
Did you know Edit. Trivia One of the things that most prompted Kevin Smith to make the film was a promise he made to friend Jason Mewes.
If Mewes managed to stay off drugs, he would be able to play the character of "Jay" one more time. Smith kept his promise. Goofs During the scene when Randal, Dante, and Emma are talking about Emma's large clit, Dante's cross necklace disappears and reappears between shots.
Quotes Randal Graves : What? Crazy credits The list of names in the closing credits is as of the longest in history. Kevin Smith included the names of everyone who had joined his "friends network" on MySpace, stretching the end credits to a staggering , names.
Connections Featured in Train Wreck! User reviews Review. Top review. The Return of the Clerks. Wow, the return of the clerks, indeed! I went to a pre-screening last night of Clerks II and let me say that it was actually really good.
The title, as Mr. Smith explained, has been simplified to undersell the movie so fans and moviegoers in general will be pleasantly surprised when they see it. More of the same and then some; and then some more. I have always been hit-or-miss with Kevin Smith and, sadly, the original Clerks was still my favorite of the group. And this movie is his best yet. In fact, the only way I can appreciate "Mallrats" is to watch it with the audio commentary on.
To me, Mr. Smith is a lot funnier when he's just add-libbing. I am sure he was kidding but this movie is actually well written, very well acted Rosario especially; she is the topping that is going to make this movie sell , and just well thought out in general.
Good pacing especially with the sight gags, one after another and the Decalogue that I've come to appreciate is priceless. Like the argument over which franchise has the better "Return" movie; "Lord of the Rings" or "Star Wars". Clerks II has become my favorite movie of the summer and I hope it becomes the sleeper hit of the summer because it is just that good.
Oh, and Kevin, if you're reading this, sorry about the title, I am sure you pondered it. Not only that, but he is scared, both at the prospect of never amounting to anything, and at the idea of losing Dante. He quietly shrugs off this mid-life crisis, but not without causing some trouble of his own in the store.
Randal is shocked at how gullible Elias is when Elias explains to him that he has never slept with his girlfriend because a troll called "Pillowpants" dwells inside her vagina and will bite off his penis if they have sex before "the troll is peed out" when she turns After Dante confesses he is worried about dancing at his wedding, Becky takes Dante onto the roof to teach him some moves and asks Jay and Silent Bob to supply the music.
At this point an elaborately choreographed dance routine to the song is performed by dozens of extras. As the song, "ABC" plays, Dante realizes that he is in love with Becky, and at the end of the song, he admits this to her. Becky then reveals to Dante that she is pregnant with his child. She tells him that she will keep the baby, but will not ruin his upcoming marriage by telling Emma, leaving Dante free to pursue his own life in Florida. Anticipating Dante's move there, Randal throws Dante a going away party, which includes " Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud ", an "interspecies erotica" performance a donkey show , complete with a fog machine.
Dante, having been sent away by Randal to maintain the surprise, arrives back at the restaurant, mistakes the fog for another fire, and calls the fire department. When he discovers that it is not a fire, he watches the show with Randal, Jay, Bob and an increasingly intoxicated and aroused Elias. They are soon horrified to find that Kinky Kelly is not a woman, but the featured donkey.
The " Sexy Stud " turns out to be a leather clad, overweight man, whom Randal originally thought was the donkey's wrangler. Everyone is disgusted but intrigued at this show except Elias, who unzips his pants, whimpers "I'm sorry Jesus" and then masturbates openly while crying. Becky arrives, and although she is initially shocked at the presence of the performance in her restaurant, she and Dante share a close moment, in which he tells her that he thinks she has feelings for him, and that he feels the same way about her.
They kiss, only to be discovered by Emma, who arrives with a cake she baked for Dante. The situation escalates when Jay mistakenly congratulates Emma for her pregnancy; when Jay realizes what is going on, he encourages Emma to assault Dante which she does before asking her out. Emma leaves the restaurant in disgust. The fire and police departments arrive at the restaurant, responding to the emergency phone call that Dante made but never canceled and are shocked at what they see.
Dante, Randal, Elias, Jay, Silent Bob, and The Sexy Stud are taken to jail while the police decide if charges will be filed; the Sexy Stud calmly recites the New Jersey penal code, reassuring them all that there is no law against watching an act of bestiality, and that he is the only one who will face any recourse-- a small fine. An enraged Dante announces the end of his and Randal's friendship, leaving Randal hurt and devastated.
Randal confesses his fear of losing his best friend, and suggests that the duo buy the Quick Stop and RST Video store for themselves. Jay and Silent Bob agree to lend them the money a deleted scene reveals that the pair received thousands of dollars in royalties after the events of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back , on the condition that they be allowed to loiter in front of the Quick Stop as they did years ago.
Jay tacks on a second condition-- that Randall and Dante must blow each other, then they have to go ass to mouth-- that Silent Bob quickly nixes. Dante proposes to Becky, who accepts, and helps Dante and Randall repair and remodel the stores.
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